Fun Club Pen Set
HOW TO MEASURE
BUST:
With your arms relaxed at your sides, measure around the fullest part of your chest.
UNDERBUST:
Measure around your ribcage, directly underneath the bust.
WAIST:
Measure around the narrowest part of your natural waist, generally around the belly button. To ensure a comfortable fit, keep one finger between the measuring tape and your body.
HIPS:
With your feet approximately 6" apart, measure around the fullest part of your hips. This area usually corresponds to the top of your legs.
INSEAM:
Measure from the top of your inner thigh down to the bottom of your ankle.
| SIZE | BUST | WAIST | HIPS |
|
XS |
32-33 |
24-25 |
33-34 |
|
S |
34-35 |
26-27 |
35-36 |
|
M |
36-37 |
28-29 |
38-40 |
|
L |
38-39 |
30-31 |
42-44 |
|
XL |
40-41 |
32-33 |
45-46 |
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Complete the Look
PEN SET
Cat Lovers: Cats > People; Ask me about my cat; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; I just want to pet all the cats; Cats are cheaper than therapy
Dog Lovers: Dogs > People; Ask me about my dog; Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog; Hi, can I pet your dog?; Dogs are cheaper than therapy
Cool Aunt: SPOIL ALL DAY, HAND 'EM BACK ALL NIGHT; HERE, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME OF THE FUN WORDS; PRESIDENT OF THE COOL AUNTS CLUB; UNFILTERED AUNT; CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR FIRST TATTOO
Customer Service: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG; OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS; SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK; I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE; HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Fuck It All: Fuck that!; fuck me!; fuck you!; fuck this!; fuck it!
MAMA: ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS; DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH; I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN; WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW; MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!
Reminders: I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY; I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER; I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT; I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT; I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT
Teachers: Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.; Dreaming of Summer Break; Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink); I Teach Therefore I Drink; Teaching for the Money and Fame
- Orders are shipped via USPS Monday-Friday, excluding holidays
- All packages are delivered to your door, no signature required
- We are unable to ship to P.O. boxes
- We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages
- If your package arrives damaged, you must contact us at customercare@jaydenp.com within 24 hours of receiving the item
- Order processing takes 1-3 business days and you will receive tracking updates within 2-3 days of shipping
SHIPPING RATES
DOMESTIC:- Hat Shipping $35 Shipping Fee
- 2nd Day – $35.00
- Overnight – $50.00
- For overnight, to ship the next business day, your order MUST be placed by 12:00pm PST
- For 2 Day Delivery orders must be placed by 12:00pm PST
INTERNATIONAL:
- Outside of USA - $30 Plus Taxes and Duties
- Hat Shipping - $50 Plus Taxes and Duties
- Package will arrive within 7-10 business days
Taxes & Duties for International Orders:
Taxes and duties will likely be charged on your order. We are not in control of country-specific tariffs and duties that may be imposed by your respective government. If taxes and duties are placed by officials, the fees will be your responsibility. If you used a promotion code on your order, you will be charged taxes and duties based on the original price. We are legally obligated by Border Agencies to show the original price of any item(s) purchased.
