PEN SET
Cat Lovers:Â Cats > People; Ask me about my cat; Sorry I'm late, my cat was napping on me; I just want to pet all the cats; Cats are cheaper than therapy
Dog Lovers:Â Dogs > People; Ask me about my dog; Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog; Hi, can I pet your dog?;Â Dogs are cheaper than therapy
Cool Aunt:Â SPOIL ALL DAY, HAND 'EM BACK ALL NIGHT; HERE, LET ME TEACH YOU SOME OF THE FUN WORDS; PRESIDENT OF THE COOL AUNTS CLUB; UNFILTERED AUNT; CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR FIRST TATTOO
Customer Service:Â THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG; OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS; SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK; I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE; HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Fuck It All:Â Fuck that!; fuck me!; fuck you!; fuck this!; fuck it!
MAMA:Â ALL ABOARD THE HOT MESS EXPRESS; DON'T MAKE MOMMY BE A BITCH; I LOVE MY ASSHOLE CHILDREN; WELCOME TO THE SHIT SHOW; MOM! MOMMY! MAMA! MUMMA! MUM!
Reminders:Â I WILL NOT LET A DOUCHEBAG RUIN MY DAY;Â I WILL DRINK MY DAMN WATER; I WILL MANIFEST THAT SHIT; I WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE FOR BULLSHIT; I WILL INHALE THE GOOD SHIT AND EXHALE THE BAD SHIT
Teachers:Â Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.; Dreaming of Summer Break; Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink); I Teach Therefore I Drink; Teaching for the Money and Fame